Saturday, October 22, 2011

Out and About

Since I’ve been settling in, I am trying to get out when I can. I’ve had a chance to visit some friends in Ruwais and Al Ain, see the Camel Track out in the desert and even just drive around Madinat Zayed to see what is on the outskirts. Recently, I booked a trip for India, with a stopover in Nepal. It is nice to get back into travelling and I am looking forward to seeing some sites. 

My first excursion out, after moving in, was an impromptu trip to Ruawis to visit friends who were staying/living (whatever you want to call the bizarreness of the whole situation) at the Danat Hotel. The hotel is absolutely beautiful and makes up for the 1 ½ hour trek to school everyday, again--just bizarre the way things run. Heidi and Carrie are living out there and are some girls I met up with at The Yas (as it is referred to at this point) and have stayed in touch with. Carried teaches KG2 (5 year olds) and Heidi teaches 2nd grade boys. The Danat Hotel in Ruwais is situated on the beach, with agorgeous swimming pool out back. They have little palm umbrellas to sit under, on the beach, and the water was very nice. Super salty, but very nice. Ruwais is an oil-drilling twon, so there are a good amount of expats there, but that seems to be it. Their hotel has a bar, which is convenient as well.

After the two hour drive out there, we arrived and decided to grab a bite to eat. There was some live acoustic music, which was nice. We snuck into the bar/club for a few minutes to watch the belly dancer and the always fun-to-watch bar patrons and headed off to bed. The next day we hung out at the beach all day and ended the morning with a dip in the pool before heading home. 


Carrie and I

Heidi and I


My next out-of-town excursion was a trip to Al Ain. Now, here is where it becomes difficult. For so many reasons, I cannot REAALY and FULLY tell you what happened in Al Ain. Now, don’t get all excited. Most of those reasons do not include me, but other people, who I swore an ancient Arabian oath to. I mean, it was fun on so many levels. I am laughing just writing this, but since you can’t partake in the ‘inside joke’ of it all, I will contain myself.

I headed into Al Ain (to visit Katrina and Kamaya) with my faithful friend Sue, who was going in to visit some friends of hers. It was a long drive at about 2 and a half to 3 hours. We arrived and after hailing a cab and having Katrina explain how to get to her apartment to the cab driver (that is ALWAYS fun in this country), I made it safe and sound. We swiftly sat down with some beverages, on her balcony, and enjoyed the cooler (notice how I did not say ‘cool’ as it is technically not cool here) weather. We had every intention of hitting a nice Indian restaurant for dinner, Coriander. However, her friend and building manager, Mohammed, talked us into having him drive us to the restaurant instead. Well, I was educated that evening in the different unknown time zones in the UAE that evening. There is Western time (on time), Arabian time (whenever we get to it-inshallah) and Egyptian time (I’ll say “15 minutes”, but really mean an hour or two, or maybe not at all). This evening’s time zone was Egyptian time. What, with Mohammed being Egyptian and all, we ended up staying at the apartment building all night, sitting and talking to friends, and not getting home until late in the evening (PG version, sorry!). The next day, we headed into Al Ain to visit one of the Malls. Man, do they love their malls! It is simply incredible. Imagine King of Prussia malls everywhere. Now, Al Ain is an owasis city in the desert, about an hour and a half outside of Abu Dhabi, but they still have three malls. Sorry, I digress . . . we went to the mall and hit the Ace Hardware. How sad is it that I was excited to go into an Ace Hardware?? Oh well, I admit it. I was. After purchasing a few things from Ace (it’s the place – haha), we headed over to Coriander restaurant for a nice Indian lunch. The food was great, the scenery even better (I swear, it is a requirement to be a hot Emirati man in order to live in Al Ain) and the conversation was refreshing. Kamaya met up with us after some shopping and we sat and visited. Well, I guess it would be considered visiting. I mean, we were at the same table, commenting on everyone else around us. So, that counts, right? Anyway, we sat at the Papa John’s like a couple of teenagers on a Friday night at the mall, looking at the boys. Luckily, we had a perfect view of the movie theater, so it was prime real estate (side note: Yes, there are movie theaters, but the movies are censored and they come out a few months after the U.S.). I mean, we could have charged admission for this experience. Seeing the local Emirati men in groups, the occasional Emirati woman covered in black or some with their hair showing (va, va, voom – only the single girls do that), expats sticking out like a sore thumb, Indian men staring back at us (I will never get used to that) and Phillipino girls with no concept or no interest in covering themselves up. We would see the same people walk by a few times, when they did catch a glimpse of us; they would do a double-take. Katrina even managed to get some video of the whole situation. Unfortunately, I can’t show it, but it is pretty funny. After the mall, we went back to the apartments, picked up one or two more people, waited for Mohammed (Egyptian time – one hour this time) and drove out to Jebel Hafeet.

Jebel Hafeet is a beautiful mountain that sprouts out of the desert floor right outside of Al Ain. You can hang out in the park at the bottom of the mountain, or drive up the winding pass to the top. I found this interesting tidbit about the mountain: ‘The Jebel Hafeet Mountain Road extends for 7.3 mi (11.7 km) up the mountain, rising 4,000 ft (1,219 m). With 21 corners and three lanes (two climbing and one descending), the immaculate road was called the greatest driving road in the world by Edmunds.com. The road scales the mountain and ends at a parking lot with only a hotel and a palace belonging to the country's rulers.’ After arriving at the jam packed parking lot, we snaked our way through the cruising strip. That is where the fun began. Me, Katrina and Mohammed were in the first car and Kamay, BJ and her son were behind us. Katrina, in all her excitable glory, started snapping pictures like crazy. Hollering at guys (yes, it was 99% men—shock and surprise) so they would look and get a picture. It was Crenshaw, High Street, and any other strip imaginable, wrapped up into one cute Arabian package. Guys driving by with their tinted windows (locals love tinted windows), super tricked out vehicles (some of which aren’t even available in the states) smiling at Katrina while she snaps their photo. I’m sitting in the front taking it all in, getting the occasional phone call from Kamaya behind us, laughing at Katrina. It was a sight. On the grass, groups of men are sitting having picnic dinners, at 10pm at night. I see a random pony tied to a concrete block for the children’s riding pleasure (there was an occasional family here and there) and after an hour or two or driving around in disbelief, we head up the mountain. The drive is beautiful and the scenery is spectacular. From a distance, the mountain looks like a ski slope with the lights creeping up the middle of it. When we get to the top, we park and sit by the edge to admire the beauty of Al Ain and the desert at night. After an hour or two of breezy summer winds and chatting, we head down to the base where we continue to check out the sites at the springs. We watch the Herons picking off fish and Katrina and I even managed to find the world’s most disgusting bathroom (I am not EVEN exaggerating). By 3am (again) we decided to head back and sleep, even though there were still cars of teenagers driving around like knuckleheads (no wonder they don’t want to do anything in school). The next morning, Sue was kind enough to pick up me up, and headed straight for Lulu’s before going back to Madinat Zayed. Lulu’s is a super-supermarket with everything and anything an expat could desire, so it was nice finding all of the ingredients I’ve been wanting over the past few months. We got home around 5:30pm and called it a weekend! 

Men dipping their feet in the spring waters
Is that a Sponge Bob shirt?

Did they actually think that pony needed a concrete block?






Jebel Hafeet
The scene at night, half way up
At lunch . . . 
The girls
Just wanted to share this, because someone thought this was a good idea.

Another weekend, I decided to be lazy and just hang around the area.  Some girls I've become friendly with, asked me to drive around with them to check out the area.  We saw a lot of camels and well, that's pretty much it.  I didn't include all of the pictures I took, because a bunch of them are in my blog about my town, Madinat Zayed.  Here are some I found as well. 
Camel racetrack
Guess it could be compared to a 'Beware of Deer' sign
I mean, c'mon.  Never going to get old.
Local supermarket/target-ish place
It has been tough not having a car in such a remote place, so when I return from my trip home, that is on the agenda!  Anyway, it has been nice feeling normal again and I am looking forward to more normal moments.  Enjoy!

Home Sweet Home

There’s no place like home, huh?  Well, I don’t know if that is entirely true, but its home nonetheless.  After three or four weeks, I’ve decided to show you a short video of my home.  I was too keen on the idea at first, but my camera is so bad, that to actually get a picture showing what the rooms look like, without having to take thirty pictures, is next to impossible.  I will probably only keep the video up for a week or so, so don't be surprised if it is not there anymore after some time.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy my humble abode.  Oh, and I am growing Basil, because they are pretty limited on their fresh herbs out here.  Should I be this excited?  Ugh, probably not.


Before I show you the video, allow me to give you some background on this lovely dwelling.  It is in the desert (shock and surprise, at this point.  I know) and constructed entirely of concrete and tile.  It was literally just finished when we arrived, or at least finished by Arabic standards.  Luckily, I had some forethought and purchased a microwave, cappuccino maker and air mattress when I was in Abu Dhabi at the Yas Hotel, so at move in point, I was set.  I managed to get some furniture from Pan Emirates and about 2 or 3 weeks after moving in, I had furniture.  I am lucky enough to have a lovely woman, Sue, drive me into work every day.  I enjoy our conversations, and other than the fog and the occasional speed hump (why can’t they just call them speed bumps?), we arrive unscathed.  The lovely Mr.Atta is a nice Syrian gentleman who manages the maintenance of the buildings and has been helping us out getting our appliances installed.  The owner has made an appearance several times, around the property, and seems excited about his new acquisition.  Apparently, there are 3 more buildings being built, and then maybe a pool.  Ha Ha we’ll see.

Other than that, it hasn’t been too bad.  Plumbing is less than desirable (I will not go into it) and the internet was going to be the death of me, but things are smoothing themselves out.  My damn internet is not nearly as fast as they would lead you to believe, but it could be worse.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy the video and get a chance to see that I am not living in a Bedouin tent with camels and sheiks, like so many of you thought (oh, I am so proud of my friends sometimes).  Enjoy!


Compare and Contrast


Hello all!  Okay already . . . I apologize for not keeping up with my blog after I left the Tilal Liwa Hotel.  Since we left and moved into our spanking new apartments, life has been a freakin’ whirlwind.  I mean, I literally felt like I was in an Arabian Tornado.  I am even confused as to how to write this blog; should it be about my new place, my new job (and all that comes along with that experience), or the past few social outings I’ve had the pleasure of partaking in?  The thought of writing three, or maybe even four separate blogs gave me a headache.  On top of all that, I am struggling on how to word the blogs, so my loyal readers can truly appreciate this travelling experience of mine.  The reason for this is due to the fact that some of the events, actions and experiences that have gone down in the past month cannot be repeated (at least online for the world to read) or will offend several people.  One of the weekends I had to swear, what felt like, an ancient Arabian code of secrecy as to not get anyone in trouble or disowned.  Therefore, I hope you all understand why I’ve been lacking in my travel blog duties.

What all of that being said, I’ve decided to just deal with it and write a few posts this weekend.  How about we start at my new town, shall we?  This way, you are not lost after the 12th paragraph of me explaining exactly what I am living in. J

The U.A.E. is a country with seven emirates (‘states’ by U.S. standards), the richest of which is Abu Dhabi – not Dubai, like many believe.  Within the Abu Dhabi Emirate are several regions, cities, towns, etc.  When I first arrived, I stayed in Abu Dhabi city (well, just outside, on Yas Island).  I am now in the Al Gharbia region (a ‘county’ of the Abu Dhabi Emirate).  The town I live in, in Al Gharbia is called Madinat Zayed, or as the locals call it, ‘Beda Zayed’.  It is a lovely desert town bordered by the Empty Quarter and the Arabian Gulf.  The Empty Quarter is the largest expanse of desert in the world reaching into Saudi Arabia.  The Arabian Gulf is what we Americans refer to as, The Persian Gulf.  Although I am about 2 or 3 hours through the desert to the gulf, so don’t get too excited.  If you’re actually interested in the UAE, check out this link: https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ae.html

The United Arab Emirates

The UAE in comparison to the Middle East
Oh, the lovely sprawling metropolis of Madinat Zayed…how do I describe you?  Ummm, I don’t know where to begin.  Well, it is the largest town in the Western Region of Al Gharbia.  The population?  No idea.  I am going to have to compare it to Collegeville, PA (the town next to where I grew up).  The ONLY thing I can compare it to with Collegeville, is the population (and I may even be overestimating at that).  No, we are devoid of minivans and soccer moms in there soon-to-be foreclosed on, McMansions and pharmaceutical brat husbands (Dottie, you are not included in this bitter description—you’re normal).  We are actually devoid of about 99% of what Collegeville has.  We go have a gas station . . . a supermarket (two actually) . . . and a shopping facility they call the ‘City Mall’.  I wouldn’t categorize it as a mall, but they love their malls and from the outside I guess it could be perceived as a mall.  Oh, and they have a stall in the mall that sells, just corn in a cup.  I mean, that is genius, I tell you!  Anyway, by Western Regions, we are lucky.  Along with the gas station, supermarkets and the mall we have it pretty good compared to the other towns spread across Al Gharbia.  We have the Tilal Liwa hotel about 30 minutes away with a bar (important as there are no liquor stores here) and pool.  We also have a few awesome shwarma and falafel stands, an amazing Greek restaurant called Al Nafoora, an ‘Industrial Area’ with furniture and carpet shops (catering to the Arabian tastes, if that is how you roll), a few bakeries, a couple schools, a mosque every 2 blocks, about 4,000 speed bumps and a beautiful park/garden.  In the evenings, which are cooling down to a less excruciating 85 degrees, something happens which I am still getting used to.  The town swarms with men of the Pakistani/Indian/Bangladeshi/Phillipino origin.  When I say swarm, I am not exaggerating.  They come out in droves!  I swear, one of these nights I am going to drive through this one particular area by the Co-Op (supermarket) with a hidden video of the masses of men.

Men at Mosque
Before I came to the UAE, the organization I went through, Teach Away, warned us of the whole ‘culture shock’ we would experience.  Now, I have travelled around the world before, but never lived anywhere overseas for longer than a few months.  So, even this was new to me.  Needless to say I am in the second stage of culture shock called ‘the adjustment period’.    It is too hot, they drive too fast (the locals, that is), they have little to no concept of personal space, they scream at their children, it takes four to five tries to get anything accomplished here, you get stared at like you have a duck growing out of your head, this whole covering up thing is getting old, there are no good-looking men out here, you don’t dare draw attention to yourself and this entire emirate is under a constant state of construction.  However, the people are generous, they have an actual interest in what you have to say when they ask how you are, they get excited when you try to speak Arabic, it is not what the media makes the Middle East out to be – especially for us Americans, the scenery is breathtaking, chivalry is not dead here, many Arabic women do not feel mistreated as many of us think they are and it has been the experience of a lifetime that I will never regret.  So . . . the good, with the bad.

Anyway, with all of that being said, it really is okay.  I think I may be progressively leaving my second phase of culture shock (internet, Glee, and a cooperative co-teacher help, too).  There are a few good places to eat, the ‘people watching’ is hilarious (or should I say, people watching me) and my apartment is nice.  I’ve made it my home and I can’t really ask for too much more.  I am also lucky to be at the school I’m at.  It is a school that is more reminiscent of a third world country, by the people make up for it in spades.  I have a nice staff I am with and the principal is sweet, but strong.  Overall, things are okay.  When (and if) things change, you’ll be the first to know.  Enjoy!
Camels at a dead end
Camels Hangin' Out
More camels chillin'
It never gets old...
Main road heading through town
Some stores
Some more stores
Main drag
Little park in town
Mosque near mt house
Whoever the engineer is, has a serious OCD condition regarding speed bumps!
They are everywhere to slow people down, when really, they are there to slow the locals
down.  No one else can afford the speeding fines and the locals do not have to pay the
fines anyway!  So, in actuality they exist just to piss me off...
My building from distance
Oh, the joys of construction in the desert.
My neighborhood, once of the main road
If you go through my roundabout (another obsession of theirs) and
keep driving, this is the view
What most local homes look like.  This is still being built, but
they are all surrounded by big concrete walls.
In and out of Madinat Zayed
Fish and Veggie Market in town
Dunes I am surrounded by