I was introduced to a great website called Cobone.com. It is like Groupon, where you can purchase items and deals at a reduced amount of the original cost. On a whim, I decided to purchase a desert safari with a few other friends. Now, what would convince me to go into the desert in August in 95% humidity? Boredom. No, actually a few girls had done it over the weekend (which is Friday and Saturday - which is really screwing me up) and said that it is really cooler in the desert. I had read that it gets cooler in the desert, but my version of cooler and others, is usually drastically different. Needless to say, I figured why not.
After downing a Dramamine, the fleet of Land Rovers picked us up at our lovely (and increasingly expensive) Yas Hotel. After organizing the tourists in their SUVs, our driver hopped in, took off his head wrap and threw on a red Ferrari hat. After the four of us looked at each other because a local man just took off the mysterious head garment they all wear we decided, this was going to be awesome. Oh man, were we in for it. He was a wild one. We had a short introduction and discussion on where we were all from and found out that our driver's name was Sultan. Okay, let me just say that at this moment I realized were I really was. The illusion of glitz and glam in this modernizing city can fool you sometimes, but at this very moment, it was finally solidified where I was. I mean, are you serious?? Sultan? The way he pronounced was not how we do with the emphasis on the first syllable, but he pronounced it with the emphasis on the last syllable. Either way, the dude’s name was Sultan. I digress…
We drove out to some area that eventually led to a back road which led to the desert (sounds like a bad horror flick). Throughout our drive to this unknown back road we found out that Sultan had a pretty good sense of humor, which was lucky for us because our sarcasm and Katrina’s questions about his marriage and availability of rooms in his two homes saved us from being left in the desert. After a few minutes of driving into the desert, we met up with the rest of the group. The drivers, we found out were mostly his brothers, cousins and friends all let the air out of their tires and the dune bashing began.
It was just crazy. It makes four wheeling and doing doughnuts in the iced over parking lots in Vail, look like a walk in the park. He was everywhere; we even managed to go down a few dunes that dropped off the face of the earth, sideways. It was nuts. I am glad I took the Dramamine because I was a hurtin’ pup! Man, was it bad. I can’t imagine what it would have been like if I had not taken something. However, it was still an experience!
After a half an hour of dune bashing, we stopped at what looked like camel farm. We got out, I bent over in agony, snapped a couple shots of camels (and Sultan) and headed back into the Rover for another half hour of topsy-turvy nausea. We finally came to an area that had a fenced in camp with dirt bikes, snowboards and two camels. Seriously, it was like something out of a movie. A few times throughout this adventure, Heidi (new friend from Pittsburgh – I found the one other sarcastic PA person) said, “I can’t believe this is my life right now.” And it is true. I felt the same way. It was just surreal. What made it even more amazing was that I got a chance to see these local men acting like ‘the boys’. There is such a mysterious air around many of the locals here, especially the men. With me on high alert not wanting to make a royal embarrassment of myself, it was refreshing to see the guys acting like a bunch of guys with SUVs and dirt bikes in the desert. It doesn’t matter where you are, however the difference, of course, being that they were in their Kandooras (robes), speaking Arabic and surrounded by sand dunes. But hey! Men, will be men.
After a trotted up the sand dune with snowboard in hand, I admired the gorgeous landscape. Well, maybe I should rephrase that and say, after a good 10 minutes climbing up a giant sand dune in my bare feet, gasping for breath, sweating like someone had just shoved me into an oven on 350, I made it to the top and admired the view after picking my lungs up, shaking the sand off them and putting them back in my chest. It was amazing. Just amazing. I did not bring my camera up, fearing it would get lost, but take my word for it. Simply amazing…
After a few minutes, I stuck my bare feet into a rope strap that had been bolted into the board (if I can make it down Spring Mount with my snowboard binding detached from my board hauling a toboggan during my Ski Patrol test, I can do this!) and attempted to make it down the hill. I did fall halfway down, but man, that was one more thing I could officially check off my bucket list. The majority of people headed into the camp for drinks (non-alcoholic, of course during this holy month of Ramadan J) and the four of us (Heidi, Katrina, Carrie and myself) got onto two camels and snapped a few photos. A word of advice, when on top of a camel, lean back as the camel gets up and sits down. It was make your life , and your gut much easier.
I was still pretty queasy at this point, so we headed in and grabbed a few waters and a soda. The soda helped, which was nice. Dinner was also very nice. It was a traditional Iftar with dates, coffee, salads, rice, meat, etc. We sat on rugs, which were scattered around a platform. The platform, we later found out, was for the belly dancer who normally performs, but was not there this month because of Ramadan (this Ramadan is really encroaching on my Starbucks and entertainment). After dinner they turned the lights off and we gazed at the stars. The moon was a light orange and was just over one of the dunes. It was breath taking. While the lights were still off Heidi and I snuck off to the little coffee area and grabbed a few drinks. The lights came back on after about 15 minutes and were asked to head back to the cars. Luckily our guy was one of the owners and we had front door pick up. No hiking up sand dunes, which the other had to do because their drivers decided to park their SUVs on the highest dunes. Heehee
We got back into the truck, headed back to the roads (while going about 60 mph though sand back roads) and back to our hotel. We thanked our rambunctious tour guide and sauntered back to our rooms.